More American


Two families moved from Afghanistan to America. When they arrived, the two fathers made a bet...after a year's time, whichever family had become more Americanized, would win the bet.

A year later, they got together. The first man said, "My son is playing baseball, I ate at McDonald's for breakfast, and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?"

The second man replied, "[censored] you, towel head."